Save the Date
We Are Getting Married!
Conclusive findings from a longitudinal study of us
1 Faculty of Arts, University of Waterloo
2 School of Computer Science, University of Guelph
Thursday
August 26th, 2027
Ancaster Mill
Ancaster, Ontario
Evening ceremony,
dinner & celebration
Following a multi-year longitudinal study, the authors are pleased to announce a permanent merger, to be formalized on Thursday, August 26, 2027 in Ancaster, Ontario. The reader's attendance is highly anticipated; preliminary findings indicate an evening of good food, better company, and at least one toast that runs long.
The full paper — venue particulars, programme, and RSVP procedure — is currently under review and will appear in January 2027. No action is required at this time beyond reserving the date.
Article history: Received at first sight · No revisions required · Accepted with enthusiasm · In press until August 26, 2027
Keywords: save the date, longitudinal commitment, harvest tables, candlelight, open bar
© 2027 The Authors. Formal invitation to follow. This preprint has not been peer reviewed — the peers will all be at the reception.